Something the average fortnite player hasn’t done in 4 years, they’ve also most likely haven’t had any female interaction in 4 years and will most likely be a virgin until they quit playing fortnite
by Avatar Relief September 26, 2021
A fucking dumbass little shithead that is connected to the online world and is stupider then us normal people. Just like m-
Person1: “Mm.. what are these liquid drops falling from the sky? Is it daddy zhonglis pee?!” Person2: “Ah, go touch grass you fuck.”
by Kiko/milkxssontiktok December 02, 2021
used when someone is doing something weird, stupid, or pointless. it means they need to come back to reality, they need to get some fresh air and get back in touch with how the real world works.
"been keeping track of my crush's snap score. she's most active on friday, least active on monday, most-"
"dude. you need to go touch grass. get a job or something damn"
"the word 'crazy' is inherently ableist and harms neurodivergent people"
"oh my god. please touch grass"
"dude. you need to go touch grass. get a job or something damn"
"the word 'crazy' is inherently ableist and harms neurodivergent people"
"oh my god. please touch grass"
by lacrynx January 19, 2021
When someone is delusional or acting unrealistic, like they don't know how the world works anymore, this is a way to tell them they need to get offline and experience the "real" world
Created during the COVID-19 pandemic, when everyone was instructed to stay home as much as possible, limiting the amount of social interaction people experienced to mostly-online.
Created during the COVID-19 pandemic, when everyone was instructed to stay home as much as possible, limiting the amount of social interaction people experienced to mostly-online.
Super-Woke Becky tried to tell me "touch grass" was ableist because some people can't physically touch grass. She's the queen of people who need to touch grass.
by Stagnation May 02, 2021
by sunaslemon February 12, 2021
When somebody makes something non sexual, sexual. Meaning you have to get out more.
“Go touch grass” AKA “You need to get out more!”
“Go touch grass” AKA “You need to get out more!”
Girl 1: “I am so wet rn from the rain!”
Girl 2: “That’s what she said 😏”
Girl 1: you seriously have to touch grass
Girl 2: “That’s what she said 😏”
Girl 1: you seriously have to touch grass
by afijqlrJLF KJ March 04, 2021
used to describe people who may have been acting/talking in a sexual way ; telling them to get outside more
by linalina January 03, 2021