3 definition by tcJohnnyBoner

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1. Snack food brand most commonly used by pedophiles to lure neighborhood children.

1. Hey kids, "I've got Totinos pizza rolls and a swimming pool."

by tcJohnnyBoner September 15, 2010

The act of getting gang raped by low class Italian guys.

2. I got mugged and Totinoed in the park walking back from my date in little Italy last night.

by tcJohnnyBoner September 15, 2010

Dudes who make inappropriately loud grunting noises when they cum.

It wouldn't be so bad hearing the neighbors bone if the chick wasn't so fat and ugly and the dude wasn't a fucking growler.

by tcJohnnyBoner September 15, 2010