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Torresola by BittersweetBurn June 18, 2013
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Torresia 

The great empire of Torresia, lead by Torres, is a great nation leading the world. Torresia is an empire with like 8 people. It is a great nation.
A: Have you been to Torresia?
B: Yes, i have and it is so amazing

The country i went to is torresia

Torremolinos 

A coastal resort in Spain near Malaga. Once called an 'adult's Disneyland' in the 1980's when it had a female to male ratio of 7 to 1. There were a few transvestites then.

In the 1990's Eastern-European neo-nazis moved in and the town fell into disrepair. The transvestites somehow mated successfully. Moroccans started arriving and crime went sky-high!

Today, it's FILLED with so much gay action that your asshole looks like a windsock by the time you return home. Filthy moroccans everywhere!
"We're in T-town (Torremolinos)! I don't see any hot chicks yet... lets ask these two gentlemen walking poodles where they could be?"

Monty Python: "Torremolinos! Torremolinos!" Actually, The ones that infected Graham Chapman are probably dead now too.

TorresOnFroy 

A smooth individual who’s highly intelligent , very selfless and can be a MrStealYourGirl.
Try to be a TorresOnFroy!
TorresOnFroy by PokiBoy December 10, 2022

Torreona 

She’s real pretty insecure girl who stays to herself and always looks good no matter, even on her worst days y’all can’t mess with her. She’ll always hold you down and be there for you forever, she’s real solid ass girl. Torreona will change your life once u meet a Torreona you’ll realize she’s the best thing that ever happened to you. And you’ll always remember her you’ll never forget about her. And Torreona also real bipolar so play your card right with Torreona because she’ll cut you off quick, she doesn’t play them type of games. She’ll always make you smile when she’s around even in her depression stages If you have a Torreona cherish it because once she’s gone out your life you’ll miss her forever.
“Damn Torreona looks so good.”
“I’m in-love with Torreona she makes me happy.”
Torreona by Anothy Flord November 21, 2023

torreslo 

when your elo in a video game, usually valorant or league of legends is so low you go against enemies with no critical thinking skills.
yo that guy missed an entire clip on you, are you in torreslo?
torreslo by antiphat April 17, 2024

The Torresian Method

The Torresian Method was invented By Robert Sixto Torres what to do to perform the Method you take your partner (assumingly a female) and you fuck the shit out of them. When you feel like your about to cum you pull out and start eating her out before you cum and when you decide that your ready and your litthe buddy has calmed down then go back to work and repeat those two steps to ensure she's satisfied.
The-Torr-es-sian Meth-od
"Gee Sam I really made Martha cum alot last night " " I used the Torresian Method"
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murderhobo 

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