When you eat toppers pizza but it blocks you up and can't shit and are bloated after a night of drinking.
Dam bro I got fucked up last night and had a bunch toppers before I went to bed and now I can't shit. You have toppers constipation! Dude I got you, you just need to eat gas station sushi, boiled egg, a warm miller lite, and anything from Taco Bell with ground beef. That shit will have you cleared out in no time. Thanks man I was ready to take an enema with sprite like mom said.
by Old man mechanic ass October 19, 2025
Get the Toppers constipationmug.