Topfen

Die habsburgerische Variante des preußischen Wortes „Quark“. Nur richtig.

Ich habe heute Topfen gegessen.

by BorisTheRockJohnson November 22, 2019

toptensexygamersofalltime

You use this word to destroy someone in an argument.

Person 1:AHHHhh!h!h!h!
Person 2:toptensexygamersofalltime

by daddybunkins December 6, 2021

Topgeneral

A Man who uses military talk to try to get a girlfriend.

Person 1:Hey you heard about Austin? He is trying to be a Topgeneral.

Person 2: Yea i know. Too bad she is getting fucked by two black guys.

by Finnashmurda June 3, 2018

Toppen

Toppen is everyone except people named Jakob

Hey, Tobias is on Toppen and Jakob is not.

by Din mor er grim Jakob March 14, 2022

Tophen

Surname of Ukrainian Royalty. Tophens are bred to have Higher than average IQ, breathtaking good looks, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a profound spiritual understanding of the universe which is caused by a rare genetic make up of extra activated DNA strands.

"That girl is so smart and beautiful! It must be because she is a Tophen!"

by StarseedIndigoPurifyer August 17, 2011

Toppenheimer

Toppenheimer is when you get top from a girl whilst watching the movie Oppenheimer.

“I was at the movies the other week and my mates girlfriend gave some Toppenheimer”

by Goblinhunter July 30, 2023

toffen

The new word for offen.

I toffen play games

by BATCUTBUT January 11, 2019