The next step beyond turbo douche. Just like top fuel dragsters are the fastest cars around, a Top Fuel Douchester is the douchiest around. But in addition to being an incredible douchebag, a Top Fuel Douchester also has hipster traits, hence the "-ster" ending. Top Fuel Douchesters are often found near far-left political/environmental rallies, Whole Foods Markets, liberal arts colleges, and in Southern California. They can easily be identified from the other douchebags and losers in these locations by their hipster attire.
-The Top Fuel Douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.
-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.
-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.
by MuzzyFromDanviz1 March 11, 2011
Get the Top Fuel Douchestermug. That bubba Kush is top fuel.
Smoke walks into a dispensary and ask the bud tender , "what's the best top fuel you have today"?
Smoke walks into a dispensary and ask the bud tender , "what's the best top fuel you have today"?
by Human Being 3 July 18, 2021
Get the Top fuelmug. Top fuel dragsters are louder than a rock concert or a jet taking off. They’re epic. The engines have to be rebuilt after every run as pumping out 11000 horsepower isn’t an easy task.
by why are russian girls so cute October 14, 2025
Get the Top fuel dragstersmug.