tootsie rolling

the act of corn holing your girl friend. then leaving unshowered back home. squirt some hersheys syrup on your frank to mask the smell an get a blowjob from your wife.

my dam wife wanted me to clean the garage so i ended up tootsie rolling her ass.

tootsie rolling by redwood boner March 1, 2012

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Tootsie Rolling

Getting high by eating a pill of ecstasy after failing to successfully go colon rollin' (getting high by using a pill of ecstasy as a suppository).

She was way too fucked up to successfully shove that pill in her ass, but she wanted to get high badly enough to go tootsie rolling.

Tootsie Rolling by ababyinablender July 7, 2009

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tootsie rolling

Leaving a large group of your female friends, to go to another room and talk for prolonged periods of time with a boyfriend or guy you are interested in.

See cupcaking (for males).

Julie stays tootsie rolling with that new guy, Gary. It was supposed to be girl's night out...he is pretty cute though.

tootsie rolling by Threfty March 7, 2010

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Tootsie Rollin

The sexual act of passing a solid piece of fecal matter back and forth between two anuses while reaching through each others legs and helping to manually release your parter.

When two people bend over,press their spread asses together, and one shits into the others ass and it is passed back while your jerk and finger each other to orgasm.

Shit girl me and my man was tootsie rollin last night.

So i kidnapped these two sluts and forced them into some tootsie rollin.

Tootsie Rollin by Stubs Magnificent July 6, 2008

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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