Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."
Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
by G.andy18 February 28, 2017
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"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
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by Erecto January 3, 2010
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Tooting Your Own Dick
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