Someone who thinks of themselves as a higher and more important being.
Dude, that guy Dan Emmons is such a tool bag. He talks shit about everyone even though he's a failure at life
by Bill O'Donnell January 17, 2009
The defintion of someone who is worse than a tool. Used to show great toolness; the tool that holds tools. Use with great brevity as to not dilute the meaning.
"Did he just say neon lit doorhandles are awesome? What a tool bag"
by mikeymike4g63 January 8, 2008
A person who suffers the ailments of being both a tool and a douche bag.
Just because you're pissed at life doesn't mean you have to be such a Tool-Bag!
by Arsemunky August 31, 2016
A male between the ages of 18-24 who wears clothing that is way too baggy. You can find him walking next to a girl who should obviously be with you instead. He can often be spotted wearing a flat-rimmed baseball hat that represents a team in the NL East. When approached and intimidated, he will constantly wipe his mouth with both hands before he is about to fight. On the road, he can be found in his mother's car. Examples: Audi, BMW (beamer).
He will be gripping the wheel at 12 o' clock and will be bouncing his head to rap artists who nobody has ever heard of.
"Look at that tool bag over there. How on Earth did THAT guy get THAT girl!?"
by BFass June 14, 2012
Idiot, someone who is foolish or silly.
"Gee that Chris is a proper tool-bag when he gets pissed!!!'
by Swinggal March 7, 2008
Someone who is more than simply a tool. So much of a tool in fact, that a mechanic's collection of tools does not contain as many tools as would equal the level of tooldom that a "tool bag" contains. Therefore, their tool level is higher than tool and moves up to "tool bag."
by cruggina October 26, 2013