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toilet table

The worst table in a restaurant, usually next to the toilet door.
"I can't believe we booked my birthday dinner six months ahead and still got given the toilet table!"
by THETOILETTABLE July 11, 2016
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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Toiletable

Something that is able to be flushed down a toilet.
"Yo girl you can't be dropping your nasty ass tampons in the toilet they ain't toiletable."
by Ginger and Joker March 6, 2010
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