Toilet Dog

(n) a particularly animated deposit in the commode.

- fecal matter that appears to swim around in the bowl
- like a “sun dog” but substantially less beautiful

Whew, I had too much to eat and drink last night; I dropped a toilet dog that nearly jumped up and bit my ass.

by Sczechuan Stan February 04, 2018

Toilet Paper Dog

A small dog with short legs, and curly white fur. Usually said as a derogatory term.

We took care of our neighbor's toilet paper dog this week.

by thepokeduck May 09, 2011