ToEnAiLz

something I have that u don't!...MUAHAHA!

I have Toenailz.

by MaNdErZ November 29, 2003

Tuff Toenailz

Tuff Toenailz is a melodic punk band from Sacramento, CA. A 4-piece band who’s songs reach out to audiences by singing about food, love, and other shit that relates to the defecation structure.

Guy 1: “Dude listen to Chew On That by Tuff Toenailz”
Guy 2: “No”
Guy 1: “Please”
Guy 2: “Okay”

by squiggly1 January 12, 2023

ingrown toenail

The most painful thing some onecan go through..its where your toenail curves and starts to cut threw skin.

That ingrown toenail hurts like hell!!

My ingrown toenail is causing an infection.

They cut my toe off be cause of the ingrown toenail!

by One painful thing December 28, 2005

lil toenail

Lil toenail is a dude with a ski mask and finna finesse all your grandmas on the very same day your reading this. Good Luck ;)

Lil Toenail finna fuck all y'all grandmas

by Lil Orgy August 14, 2017

Toenail Fairy

An overweight demon who moans when she sees toes and steals them.

MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THAT THING
oh that’s shalissa she’s a toenail fairy

by Yes Quintin it’s actually me November 6, 2019

Toms.Toenails

A very awesome person who likes a blonde butt chin 😻

Person 1: have you heard of Toms.Toenails

Person 2: oh yeah they’re pretty epic

by Spys.Butterfly.Knife August 5, 2021

Toenail Diarrhea

When you have the shits so bad and you almost can't take the runny, burning liquid; you begin to dig your toenails into the floor, to prevent yourself from screaming in pain. Usually accompanied with a terrible smell and loss of digestive and colon tract.

Dude, Jenna, did you hear?" "No, what is is, Marissa?" "Steven was in the bathroom for almost an hour." "Oh wow, he had toenail diarrhea again, he needs to stop eating that damn Mexican food.

by Shadowinchester September 19, 2010