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Going to the Ship 

Going to the championSHIP in any sporting event.
Announcer: "He launches the 3....and hits it! punch your tickets, cuz we're going to the ship!"

Fan: "NO WAYYY! We're goin' to the ship baby!!!"

Time to Abandon Ship 

When your chances with a girl go from 0.00001% to 0%, and there is no hope of her liking you back.
Person 1 “Bud I think that chick likes some other dude”
Person 2 “What should I text her?”
Person 1 “ Time to abandon ship
Person 2 Gets blocked by her.

Ship it to shorty 

When you have a problem you just don't feel like you can handle and you want to let the worry go you "ship it to shorty".
Eric: I think my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend.

Matt: Don't worry about it...ship it to shorty.
Ship it to shorty by n0kx May 29, 2009

The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor 

Also "The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Port".

An idiom meaning the ship between characters was confirmed canon before people started shipping them.
Person 1: Doom Guy and Isabelle have already been confirmed canon by Nintendo.
Person 2: The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor

The “Your Turn To Die” Shadshin Twitter Ship Poll Takeover 

From November 14th 2023 to November 19th 2023, the Twitter user made a poll of a Your Turn To Die ship battle, the ship Shadshin was suggested and added as a joke, but Shadshin soon started taking up the Your Turn To Die Twitter, and spawning two twibbon campaigns, edits, and fanart, as well as many, many quote retweets. Shadshin won all the polls up to the final one, beating Ransara and almost beating Naoreko, Shadshin was declared the winner as a joke and everyone celebrated on the Yttd Roblox Rolplay server.
“Hey do you remember the “Your Turn To Die” Shadshin Twitter Ship Poll Takeover?”
“Don’t. Fucking. Mention. It.”

there once was a ship that was put to sea 

a cardboard ship that will sink in 20 seconds
there once was a ship that was put to sea