to go bag

After having sex and using a condom, one takes the full codom and ties it off. Then they secretly place it with the person they just had sex with, so that person will find it later after they leave.

"I gave that chick a to go bag in her purse. She found it at the mall when she went to pay for something"

by mr. feltchenstein January 21, 2010

douche-to-go-bag

Instead of a douche-bag, a douche-to-go-bag is the equivalent of a food douche, a man who feels the need to criticize your food choices, act as a food connoisseur, and claim to know the best places, therefore making him a huge snotty douche.

Jacob was insulting the restaurant I picked, by the end of the night, he was a douche-to-go-bag

by somefunnypersonwhomakesdefinit September 3, 2009