When Michael, Mel, Louie and Hassan pretend that Hassan got fired and then ban groups for no reason. Insane little fools.
Person 1: Why is there so many groups banned on the Ryanair TM Group bans?
Person 2: Oh, they love doing that. It's their specialty. If you want to know how to get banned, I'll teach you.
Person 1: Sure.
Person 2: Just say the truth.
Person 1: Ok.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!