Too much; mark read. Used when referring to a large number of new posts on a web forum, and rather than reading them all, you simply mark them as read.
I don't have time to read these 50+ new posts. tm;mr
Oh, how I wish in this instant to hug you and sing thousands of songs in your ears at your life, and in your life gift you many roses, it's because you made me fall for you.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!