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Titty Master 

Mastering Titties. Grabbing them, owning them. Simply being the master of titties. There is one known titty master. Known as Dean Ambrose.
I will master your titties when we leave here. Or in the bathroom. Because I am the titty master!
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Titty Master 

Simply a man who is the master of the titties, by grabbing them, owning them, etc. A man who can make the girl have sex with him on command.
Ry: yo what up man
McKee: nuttin just got back from casey's
Ry: what ya do
McKee: Let her know who is the titty master
Titty Master by pinkall April 28, 2006

Tity Master 

Dean Ambrose, masterer of the titties, saying "nope", sneaking up on opponents in parking lots, beating the shit out of people after giving them an Ice Bucket Challenge, taking curb stomps through cinderblocks like a champ, and doing basically anything else like a fucking badass.
Guy 1: Dean Ambrose is not main event material, he doesn't have the size of John Cena or Roman Reigns.

Guy 2: Are you fucking insane! Ambrose is the best star to grace this industry since Stone Cold Steve Austin! Not to mention, he is also the Tity Master
Tity Master by proudtobeanamerican August 22, 2014

Tittymasher 

One who enjoys feeling women's breasts, but is far too rough with them causing the women a great deal of pain. This can also be to describe someone who doesn't know how to approach or handle a delicate situation, or it can be used just as a general insult.
Example 1: (Breast Toucher)

My breasts are killing me!

What happened?

My boyfriend is such a tittymasher!

Example 2: (General Frustration Insult)

Dude...IHACK3457 will not stop camping me!

Yea, I know that guy..fuckin tittymasher

Example 3: (Delicate Situation)

Dick: Hey guys, we have been friends along time right?

Tom: Sure, why whats up?

Dick: Well you should probably know then..Im gay.

Harry: OH MY GAWD WHAT THE THE HELL!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Tom: Harry! don't be such a tittymasher!
Tittymasher by RuinComplex October 20, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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