Titty King

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Someone who fancies themselves superior because of the amount of money they make

Me: check out my new belt

Kellan: which soup kitchen did you find that at

Me: fuck outta here Titty King

Titty King by Poppajwalktheline August 11, 2016

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King Titty Whompus

generally a person who has mastered the art of titty fondling to the major third degree.

Person 1: look at jeff go, i mean hes doing great
Person 2: yeah he must be a King Titty Whompus

King Titty Whompus by DustNugget December 9, 2011

tittying

when a woman’s titties are just sitting so perfectly that it changes the whole look of her outfit

Person 1: Dude look at her top!

Person 2: I know. Those titties just tittying, ain’t they?

tittying by blackthunder April 4, 2020

tittying

This is when your titties bounce with no regard for your safety all over the place outside of owner control when you are trying to move/run/exercise/almost anything.

Her titties be tittying all the damn time! I want some of that! (Thus helping prove the definition)

tittying by Droganan August 9, 2020

tittying off

where you use an erect nipple as a golfing tee, to help with a driving shot down the fairway.

My girlfriend and I went golfing the other day but i left all my tees at home. "Not to worry" she said as she whacked her tits out and i tittied off (past tense of tittying off) right there and then!

tittying off by nodge March 5, 2010

tittying off

where you use an erect nipple as a golfing tee, to help with a driving shot down the fairway.

My girlfriend and I went golfing the other day but i left all my tees at home. "Not to worry" she said as she whacked her tits out and i tittied off (past tense of tittying off) right there and then!

tittying off by nodge March 5, 2010

Tittying

Involuntary motion of voluptuous breasts

Them titties be tittying!

Tittying by KamiKaze S. May 11, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026