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Titoitis 

a sickness or disease much like p.m.s the only difference is that it effects males rather than females and can occur from anything such as a bad day or a screwed relationship
Holy Crap he has got a case of titoitis.

Good lord his titoitis is almost as bad as tito rivera's and he made it up.
Titoitis by Jme R. July 8, 2004
Words you can keep
Inflammation of the entire breast area(s) of a woman due to rough sexual activity on her breasts. Fairly common condition following instense tit fucking sessions.
Boyfriend: "Honey your tits look so good today that I am going to give you a case of tititis like you have never had before!"

Woman: "I love my tits to be fucked hard, but hate when I get tititis because of it!"
tititis by willDuer March 22, 2011
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(tit-i-tus
1The name givin to various conditions of the tits
2one who is wayyyy to proud of her chesticles,
3one who plays with her tits (not that im complaining about that)
Dude look at her squeeze those pieces of meat together! She TOTALY has tititis ,not that im complaining about that..
tititis by el taco tigre February 7, 2009
Tititis is a very hilarious word. Randomly walk up to one of your friends as watch them die of laughter. Unless you have no friends, than it won’t work.
Girl: Guess what.

Guy: What

Girl: Tititis

Guy: *Dies of laughter*
Tititis by Itz_Vivi August 1, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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