Tit Rug

An repulsive amount of pubes on a human male chest.
Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, and David Hasselhoff would never have achieved the level of fame they have without the demonic influence of their tit rugs.
by The Crisco Kid December 13, 2008
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Tit Rug

The pubic hair covering a males pectoral muscles and the surrounding area of his torso.
Famous owners of tit rugs include Tom Selleck, Mike Rowe and Danny DeVito
by Crisco Steve December 05, 2007
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rug tits

A word you make when you're really desperate to win at Scrabble
R.U.G.T.I.T.S....Rug tits, that's a word isn't it?
by Rugtits August 22, 2006
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