Tirtle

The Akward brother of a turtle. He's not really into much. He's a piece of shit

What is he doing! What a tirtle
He's not speaking much in class, we'll Call him a tirtle now

by Kål August 17, 2017

Tittlerism

Tittlerism is a word used to describe a person who verbally attacks another person or a group of people because of their race but denies that they are a racist. They make generalizations and stereotype but think that it is okay because in this persons mind, everybody else agrees with them.
People with tittlerism have personality disorders. They are narcissistic and hypocritical, a true sociopath.

The term "tittlerism" originated on twitter

"People who belong to that culture are bullies and they're inbred, all of them. They never invented anything but lies in over 400 years, but I'm not a racist, I'm only saying what other people are afraid to say." #Tittlerism

by adulfff166 June 3, 2013

Box turtle

When your penis retracts back into your body, like a turtles head back into its shell.

when I answered the door , and saw how ugly my blind date was, I immediately went box turtle.

by Yurdle September 22, 2016

Turtle Neck Tension(TNT)

That awkward feeling you get when a guy or girl tries too hard to come onto you. Usually caused by excessive unreturned flirting, messaging, or facebook status comments.

The following is a sequence of events

Text Conversation

Guy: Hey girl, want to come chill at my place tonight?
Girl: Can't. I have plans.
Guy: It's cool. Maybe tomorrow.
(No Response)

(Later that night)

Girl: Posts attractive facebook picture.
Guy: OMG <3 <3

(Even Later)

Girl: Post a status saying "Had an amazing time with the girls tonighttt! :) :)"

Guy: posts a comment saying "Wish I was there <3"

At this point the girl should be feeling major Turtle Neck Tension(TNT).

Example Sentence: That guy was giving me so much TNT last night!

by sanfran13 April 2, 2013

turtle on my name

Commonly misheard lyric of "dirt all on my name" from the song Attention by Charlie Puth.

Note that "dirt all" sounds surprisingly similar to "turtle"

Don't be runnin' round throwing that turtle on my name.

by M'sBlUfF October 13, 2017

Turtle in the weeds

When a male spends decades without trimming pubic hair, and his small member becomes engulfed by the pubes, resulting in the appearance of a "turtle in the weeds"

Shaun " Dude I did some manscaping this weekend and could have filled up a five gallon bucket with all the hair"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"

by SumDumSumBitch November 25, 2020

title fight

Title Fight is an amazing band you should listen to them, they basically made their own genre I guess? Yeah they're rad m8

Wow dude have you heard Title Fight's song 'Lefty'? It's gr8!!

by hyperxview June 27, 2016