Ting Iz 

A simple way of imitating idiots who use "thing is" far too often in casual conversation. More commonly used to just straight annoy others.

Best used in a semi-ridiculous high pitched voice.

Example 1:
Keith: "Jay, are you coming to the dining hall or not?"
Jay: "Shut up dude, the Ting Iz I just ate Easy Mac. Ting Iz bring me back some vanilla soft serve though.."

Example 2:
Paul: "I'm sorry my final is overdue. Can I have an extension until..."
Professor (interrupting rudely): "The thing is Paul, you pulled this same move with the mid-term so the answer is no."
Paul: "Ting Iz, you suck dude."

Ting Iz by Worst Cat May 9, 2012