Timness

Timness is god

Did you hear about that Timness guy?

Yeah, he's god.

Timness by Timness December 25, 2021

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Titness center

A place where people only work out their chest area.

It makes sense that they only have bench press machines at the titness center.

Titness center by Chaser Matrix June 26, 2021

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titness

Catching a glimpse of sideboob, nipplerection during the winter, or any similar condition.

"Did you see those knockers?" "Yeah, I'll bear titness to that!"

titness by Tymme January 30, 2008

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timnes

a word meaning how gay something is

James was timnes with his actions.

timnes by Brian Albertson March 28, 2009

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Tikness Monster

A scary and delusional monster with
red hair who comes to tickle and whisper silly thoughts in your ear

“OMG NO ITS THE TIKNESS MONSTER!!!”

Tikness Monster by dicksleeve February 5, 2023

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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