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Titness center 

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A place where people only work out their chest area.
It makes sense that they only have bench press machines at the titness center.
Titness center by Chaser Matrix June 26, 2021
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titness 

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Catching a glimpse of sideboob, nipplerection during the winter, or any similar condition.
"Did you see those knockers?" "Yeah, I'll bear titness to that!"
titness by Tymme January 30, 2008
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timnes

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a word meaning how gay something is
James was timnes with his actions.
timnes by Brian Albertson March 28, 2009
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Tikness Monster 

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A scary and delusional monster with
red hair who comes to tickle and whisper silly thoughts in your ear
“OMG NO ITS THE TIKNESS MONSTER!!!”
Tikness Monster by dicksleeve February 5, 2023
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Eternity leave 

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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jody 

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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026
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