n. 1. what you spend in jail, a jail sentence
2. a very real thing based on the movement of matter in the universe. Units of time are measured in something defined axiomatically such as the speed of light and a defined length.
2. a very real thing based on the movement of matter in the universe. Units of time are measured in something defined axiomatically such as the speed of light and a defined length.
1. I'll have sex with a 16 year old even if I get time for it
2. It takes a certain amount of time for a photon to travel one foot, and under the same conditions it always takes that amount of time.
2. It takes a certain amount of time for a photon to travel one foot, and under the same conditions it always takes that amount of time.
by jimmy ivory April 02, 2004
by towelsexcuse January 19, 2011
The most evil invention known to man, probably created by the devil himself. It flows at the rate the least convenient to you. When you're a child, it goes so slow you're dying in it. When you grow up, it goes so fast you start to fall apart. If you slip up, you can't turn it back.
Time is the only currency that spends by itself and you can't regain.
Time is the only currency that spends by itself and you can't regain.
"The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it..." -Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
by udusers1 October 09, 2012
by Mattyper December 04, 2005
Tears
In
My
Eyes
An abbreviation, similar to LMFAO, to let others know you found something to be so funny it brought tears to your eyes.
In
My
Eyes
An abbreviation, similar to LMFAO, to let others know you found something to be so funny it brought tears to your eyes.
That video you sent me was so funny, it brought T.I.M.E. I am still LMFAO!!! Send me another video when you can, OK?
by jaxmeov May 19, 2009
Something that literally passes you by, hardly ever waves or expresses any form of amiable communication, and more often than not mocks you from its set place in history saying such things as, "Remember when..?" and, "You can't change me," and (most depressing of all), "Ain't is a shame that you took me for granted?"
"Man, I remember this one time..."
"I just wish I could go back and change that time in my life when..."
"I wish I could have appreciated it when..."
"I just wish I could go back and change that time in my life when..."
"I wish I could have appreciated it when..."
by theProtagonist August 04, 2012
Derek: Man, I need more time to finish the song!
Joseph: Dude you need better time managment. Its the one thing you need to value in life.
Joseph: Dude you need better time managment. Its the one thing you need to value in life.
by wifighter October 20, 2011
Apr 22 trending
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- 18. ain't got
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- 25. got that
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