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To aggressively start or implement something with zero planning, foresight, or awareness of the surrounding systems it might break.

A Tilney often begins with confidence and ends with someone else fixing it.
Why is the entire network down?”
“Because Dave Tilney’d a firewall change at 4:55pm.”
Tilney by PendulusBallBag April 2, 2026
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henry tilney 

He is a Jane Austen character from Northanger Abbey and is an angel who risked everything for Catherine, He also is a troll sometimes lmao. Played by the king JJ Feild
Henry Tilney: My rival having left bathe
Catherine: Indeed he is not-
Henry smirking
Catherine: You mustn't tease me!
henry tilney by BiMess October 18, 2020
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A annoying nickname given to a girl named birttany who has big tits.
"WOAH look at brittany's big boobs!"
"TITNEY!!!!"
Titney by Britley Twatttsss December 28, 2011
She is an amazing person, she is so pretty,smart,cool,and just the best person in general. She isn't afraid to tell you the truth no matter how bad it will hurt. She loves all her friends like they are family and will do anything for them. Her standards are very high for boys and only a few meet them:)
She is so pretty, she is such a tinley.
Tinley by Gymnast489 February 18, 2018

the "Tinley Two Step" 

when a drunk bastard stumbles home from the bar after a fucking awesome night of partying down with your homeboys in Tinley Park, IL.
"Did you see Bobby get outa the car? He tinley two step'd it all the way to the front door."

"Yea, I'll do the "Tinley Two Step" all the way home, baby!"

Tinley Park 

A small town in Illinois that many teenage boys seem to mistake for the ghetto despite the fact it was named "best place to raise your kids".
Guy 1: Hey, did you see that guy over there?
Guy 2: I don't think he gets that Tinley Park isn't the ghetto...
Tinley Park by Tabitha Watson April 19, 2011

Tinley Tango 

Originated in Tinley Park, IL. It's when the man is laying down on bottom and the woman is on top...however, it is only the ball sack that is inside the vagina. The woman then shimmies back and forth; thus the Tinley Tango.
man, during the tinley tango last night I thought lindsay was going to rip my nut sack off!!
Tinley Tango by BAD MZ December 9, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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