tiktok crush 

probably someone you will never meet irl. they must be very hot to you and you might comment 🤰🏻🤩😳🥵🤪 one of those emojis in their comment section. you might also say “if you hit me with a bus i would say sorry.” the most basic tiktok crush rn for girls is that luvanthony guy but me personally it’s mattia and his friend group, bigballstyler, and maddox and his friend from the glowup tiktok. for guys i usually see cynthia parker, devy, or charli

me: omg look i think i just found my tiktok crush

my friend: uh- give me the @

tiktok crush by brimartin November 2, 2019

tiktok crush 

The person who makes TikToks you have a crush on

Person1: “Omg, you follow this guys Tiktok??, he’s SO cute and perfect.”

Person2: “I think you might have a TikTok crush..”

tiktok crush by AmeliaIsCool May 18, 2019

National tik tok crush day 

Today is national crush day. Ask ur crush out while making a tik tok

Yay it national tik tok crush day

Time to grab my crush and make a tik tok

"Why am i so OBSESSED with u, can u pls be MINE"

Crush: walks away

National tik tok crush day by Justalonelyhoe October 22, 2019

national make a tik tok w ur crush day 

This is the day october 29 when you can make some sort of interaction lmao with your crush

*don't be weird ab it tho*
girl- "bro (i like u- DONT SAY THAT) we should make a tik tok since its national make a tik tok w ur crush day

national make a tik tok w ur crush day by quack quack bitch October 28, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019