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Tighty whitey 

Only the coolest underwear ever! Also the worst underwear for boys to be wedgied in
Tighty whitey by Tommy person February 11, 2009
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Tighty Whitey 

The nickname for any scrawny whiteboy that is put into prison. They probably are anxious, jumpy and look like Golemn from Lord of the Rings.
Big John: Tighty whitey over there had better be ready. I don't get the name big John for nothing.

Vinnie: Tighty Whitey dropped the soap in the shower this morning.
Tighty Whitey by Avdog8989 April 13, 2010

tighty whitey 

A caucasian female/male who has not had vaginal and/or anal sex.
Jerome: Look at her!!
DonDre: She is smokin' hot!!
Jerome: Wonder if she's a tighty whitey??
DonDre: Lets go find out.
tighty whitey by LordNikon February 13, 2008

TIghty Whitey 

White chick who's also really tight
TIghty Whitey by ChinoLoco March 4, 2008

Tighty Whitey 

A honkey who like to hold onto his money.
He go to tha brothers’ hood and don’t spend nothing. He got all kinda fancy shit but don’t share it with anyone. He buy up pads in po hoods so he can be a slumlord. Drive up home prices so brothers can’t afford their own pads.
Wife: U gotta call tha landlord bout that busted disposer.
Huzbin: He ain’t gonna fix shit—he’s a tighty whitey.
Tighty Whitey by McBeaver September 12, 2022

tighty-whitey 

Simple: a white chick whose tight. Not lose.
Alex: god, i just can't fit in this chick.
Ben: is she a virgin?
Alex: yeahh.
Ben: is she a white?
Alex: yeah?
Ben: TIGHTY-WHITEY!
tighty-whitey by freefalling. February 1, 2009

[tighty-whitey] 

A white girl who has chosen not to have sex. She is tight and white. Hence, tighty-whitey.
Eli: That chick wouldn't let me fuck her.
Teddy: What a tighty-whitey.
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