A Tiger Woods

Getting caught cheating on your wife which results in her beating your ass with your own golf clubs while she chases you down the street in your escalade!

My Best Friend's husband just admitted to sexting some tramp in Ohio she was so pissed she gave him a Tiger Woods!

by Bunkobeauty December 3, 2009

Tiger Woods

A sudden and rapid decline from sublime to slime.

Tiger Woods 'transgressions' catapulted from sublime to slime.

by Zoe & Jackie December 9, 2009

Tiger Woods

An alcoholic version of an Arnold Palmer, consisting of half sweet tea and half lemonade Four Loko. As Palmer was the best golfer of his time, Tiger Woods is the best of this time, adding plenty of poor life choices.

WARNING: May result in golf clubs in your Cadillac windshield

That Tiger Woods last night made me go on TV this morning to apologize for what I did

by Paco Gutierrez November 5, 2010

Tiger Woods

A blackinese golfer

I already gave you the damn definition to Tiger Woods

by Jon D, Steve V April 9, 2010

tiger woods

A forest inhabited by at least one tiger.

"Jane, stay away from the tiger woods, or you may get attacked, mauled, and eaten!"

by Mr. Grey Crow March 9, 2017

Tiger Wood

What Tiger Woods fans get every time they talk about him or see him on television.

You watching TW's press conference?

Yeah, I'm sporting some Tiger wood right now.

by dysangel February 23, 2010

Tiger Woods

The most vicious firehydrant killer in the urban jungle.

We have to protect all those poor firehydrants from the likes of Escapading Tiger Woods.

by Quido1 December 4, 2009