Ticehurst

The Most Beautiful Girl In The World. Although She May Not Know It, She’s Magic. Real Magic, The Unexplainable Shift In The Way A Room, Moment or Even A Day Can Feel.

The day was gloomy, dull and seemed to have no potential and then Boom “Ticehurst”...Life sprung from darkness and painted the room a warm shade of contentment

Ticehurst by MilkSwigger91 November 23, 2021

Tilehurst

Tilehurst is a suburb in the town of Reading in Berkshire. It is home to a range of characters, including the poor and the wealthy.

Most people are content to highlight the fact that Tilehurst is home to the "Oxford Road" when infact there are wealthy parts of Tilehurst too.

The wealthier part of Tilehurst is Halls Road, and near the Birds Estate. The poorer part of Tilehurst is the Oxford Road, which is home to many residents on benefits.

Tilehurst is home to the original Tilehurst Triangle, which is a common hangout for teenagers and has a KFC and Co-Operative nearby.

John: So where do you live?
Kate: I live in Tilehurst
John: (Shocked) Oh shit what have I got myself in for?
Kate: No I live near Halls Road.
John: Oh! That's fine then

Tilehurst by OnlineDictionary August 2, 2012

tilehurst

most probabally worse than whitley in some areas. the snobbier part of tilehurst would be up by the bear inn and water tower. then once your down norcot road, you better start wearing bullet proof jackets, and eat Halal meat.

I live in Tilehurst, by the water tower.. NO, NO, NOT by the Oxford Road.

tilehurst by K.Dot. May 6, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022