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A kickass calculator with a Qwerty keyboard built into it and a landscape form factor, rather than the usual portrait form factor that 99% of calculators use. The lineage usually refers to the TI-92, the TI-92 II, the TI-92 Plus, or the Voyage 200. It runs on a 68k processor, and overall, it’s just a really nice calculator for people who really enjoy overkill. I mean for God’s sake, it runs on 4x AA batteries.

In short, the TI-92 is a Landscape format calculator that blurs the line between a Calculator and a Home Computer.
Student 1: “Is that a Calculator? It’s so big, and it’s... sideways?”
Student 2: “It’s indeed a Calculator, just nothing like the usual, It’s called the TI-92.”
TI-92 by Satan, Lord of puyo hell December 7, 2020
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A Calculator - let's get ThA PaRtY gEtTiNg On!!! Yeah, that makes no sense at all, man, but listen tu ur heartbeat and walk straight on tha street till u drive him cräääässy.
Undastood??
TI-92 R0xXx da whole hole!
Ti-92 by Joe tha Hoe June 14, 2003
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