A bacterial infection that goes from your chooch to your booch (metaphorically). Thunkitius is basically when someone goes around being a thot/bop. It is when a person is know to go from person to person.
That on girl in science got thunkitius because she was going around with everyone.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).