Thunder Crotch Share definition Flag A fire crotch (redhead) that is also an ice crotch (a bitch)... (hot and cold make thunder) "I'm not going to the movies with that bitchy ass thunder crotch" Thunder Crotch by joshissocool138 March 12, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Thunder Crotch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch