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when someone shoves their thumb into a pleasurable area.
nick and steve thumbed anut mar's coochie
thumbed by dufa October 13, 2006
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placing your thumb into ones crevice.
"i believe we should fornicate by getting thumbed, what do you say husband?"
Bobby thumbed a diesel down just before it rained.
Thumbed by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021
To be under the control of the girlfiend or boyfriend. To have no control of social activities due to the bf/gf taking over your life.
Dude, I cant go out tonight, I've been thumbed.
thumbed by looks like a dog May 10, 2009
When one's hole has been penetrated by another's thumb for pleasure and sensation; similar to fingered
Emily thumbed Alex's butthole while they were experimenting with each other.
Thumbed by SidneyOwhh March 13, 2014

Thumbed out 

A situation in which no one wants to be in, a drag.
Friend: My boss made me sweep and mop the entire building twice!

You: That's thumbed out.
Thumbed out by Jack J G November 2, 2007

Thumbed Crusader 

(Noun, Vulgar)
A deviant, typically of sub-continental origin, who derives particular sexual pleasure from the act of anally-violating females using his thumb (the opposed, short, thick finger with only two phalanges).

"Sen, the Thumbed Crusader, came home to de-grease his favourite appendage following an active night of thumb-crusading." {Modern - 2OTH C.}
Thumbed Crusader by Hamroll November 8, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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