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Thugby League 

The worst sporting code in the world played by the metrosexuals of NSW and QLD. Apart from kicking a field goal from a not far out angle by only one player who is waiting for about 5 mins just to kick, thugby league requires no skill at all. Throwing a ball backwards requires no skill at all. Thugby league has never been and will never be better than the true Australian sport - Australian rules football. The redneck followers (that refer to it as ‘football’ being very ironic seeing the ball rarely makes contact with the foot) often refer to Australian Rules Football as ‘gayfl’ and ‘aerial ping pong’ and will bully you to death if you think otherwise. What a shame for all of the homo supporters that the code is dying out in NSW and QLD and will soon be taken over by Aussie rules.
Hate Thugby League and say ‘no’ to it, even if you’ve never seen a game, it saves you wasting 80 minutes of your life that you won’t get back.
“Mason plays Thugby League. Greatest game in the world my ass”

“TL supporter: Gayfl is such a pussy sport, play a real man’s sport like rugby league. Real football, not your little pussy boy shit!

ARF supporter: Ok, name someone that has kicked over 1,000 goals in their entire career?

TL supporter: Errrrrrrrrrr . . . I don’t know.

ARF supporter: Yeah that’s right, you go play your game with your overweight teammates. Go fuck off back to NSW or QLD and keep your thugby league in your bogan states. Your sport is so shit and is played by blokes with an IQ level of 0.5 that could somehow become an athlete. We all know you like bagging out Aussie rules but you just do it because you have nothing better to do than sit on your fat ass and watch some State of Origin while jacking off to Mitchell Pearce.

TL supporter: Well gayfl is still soft anyway with their porno shorts. League still has more passion involved than what AFL would ever have.

ARF supporter: Oh yeah, with your crowds of 10-15,000 at a game compared to at least 40-50,000 at a regular AFL game. You’d see heaps of supporters in a huge line as they make their way to the MCG for just a regular game. The Storm, from Victoria where Aussie rules is the God of sports, smashed your pretty little Nth QLD Brokeback Mountain fucktards in the 2017 Grand Final too”

TL supporter: Ok, I will dearly lick the sweat from your balls”
Thugby League by Crowsfan91 February 18, 2019
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