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An innuendo for masturbation... a game which becomes a hobby for many virgins.
“Mike didn’t get any on the night out so he’s gone off for a game of tugby”
Tugby by Old fart Joe February 5, 2018
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A Rugby-tennis hybrid which is played on a tennis court using a rugby ball. Two players on each team have to kick the rugby ball back and forth until one team drops the ball which turn into a point for the opposite team.
Bro #1 "I really wanna play rugby but we only have tennis courts." Bro #2 "Let's play tugby."
Tugby by Special H January 19, 2012
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rusty tugboat 

A vigorous handjob, immediately following anal sex, to mitigate sucking on poop dick.
Alan was elated when his mom agreed to ass-to-mouth! But was heartbroken when she gave him a rusty tugboat first. :(
rusty tugboat by Dubya82 September 20, 2013

bologna tugboat 

An awesome insult that was originated on the final TV episode of the Trailer Park Boys. The line was directed at Phil Collins, an overweight supporting character who, in the context of this episode, was furious at being denied a chance to consume a tenth bologna sandwich. Phil, whose appearance has been described as resembling a human house, was given a whole block of bologna, which he was seen cuddling the next day when he awoke from an inebriated state.
I think it's time to lay off the sandwiches for awhile, ya fuckin' bologna tugboat!
The act of masturbation while sitting on a toilet seat defecating. Commonly performed by the male sex.
I got food poisioning while watching "The Black Swan" and had to Tugbomb several times throughout the movie.
Tugbomb by neverbeenlaid October 17, 2011

Monthly Tugboat 

A term used to describe Welfare and Social security checks that arrive monthly. Notably used by Christian Weston Chandler.
I've got to wait until the 3rd before my monthly tugboat comes in so I can buy me a bunch of Oreos and weed. I sure love not working.
Monthly Tugboat by PotSton December 6, 2010

Tubby Typo 

A typing error directly caused by the typist having large fat fingers. Are especially prevalent in computers with smaller keys like laptops.
"You know Nancy, that fat chick from accounting? Her quarterly report was riddled with Tubby Typos"
Tubby Typo by Party Crashers September 1, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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