Throat Dick

Quite simply, your uvula.

If I massage my throat dick tons of saliva comes out! Look!

by Likewow! May 12, 2010

throat dick

A male who has a sore throat from oral sex with another male.

Arturo is home sick today with a bad case of throat dick.

by bladehadley March 13, 2010

throat dick

Throat dick (noun) - an individual insufferable to the degree that their presence causes those around them to experience a swelling of intolerance that, based on their level of ire, bursts forth from the throat.

This insult is derived from the X- Files episode - Firewalker (1994) - in which a silicon based parasitic fungus bursts from people's throats once it has reached sexual maturity - resulting in death by what appears to be a massive penis protruding from the victim's throat.

"You're such a condescending throat dick!"
"I was absolutely outraged by that tenured throat dick."

by c_f_e_d_2016 December 02, 2016

throat dick

very coarse way to say vulva

if I massage the throat dick, lots of drool comes out

by __Maxime__ May 04, 2007

Dick Throat

When you wake up with a sore throat from sucking a dick

Kim: Hey Jenny how are you?
Jenny: I'm good. Woke up with some serious dick throat though

by Anal Dyke May 03, 2016

dick throat

when a person's throat hurts specifically from giving fellatio.

Samantha couldn't come to work today, she was sucking cock all night and has a serious case of dick throat this morning.

by mastafinch87 January 11, 2011

Dick throat

Instead of strep you get dick throat after sucking a dick for to long and it has some pretty harsh side effects if you ask me.

Jennifer: my throats hurten somethin fierce
Rachel:what did you do last night?
Jennifer: totally destroyed Ron’s huge dick

Rachel: babygirl you got a bad case of the dick throat you dumb fucking whore

by Shucci Goes February 18, 2018