Thread the Needle

The series of motions, performed by some men when attempting to urinate while afflicted with morning wood, whereby they bend at the waist and squat while tucking the junk. This guides everything that would be sticking up back to the down position, thereby avoiding spills and crush related injuries.

What's wrong Karl, why are you walking like that?

I forgot to thread the needle this morning.

or

Roomate1: WTF, who pissed on the floor in here!?!

Roomate2: Oops, sorry dude. I forgot to thread the needle this morning.

by WeirdVanGuy December 31, 2009

Thread the Needle

A sexual action in which the man is laying flat on the ground and the woman is standing direct front of him, she then jumps and does a summersault, landing with her vagina neatly filled with cock. (Some Injury may occur)

Man1: Did you hear about jed?
Man2: No, What happened?
Man1: He tried to Thread the Needle with his wife last night and she missed and snapped his cock in 2, he is now in the hospital.
Man2: holy shit!

by Who thinks of this? July 12, 2009

Thread the Needle

When a penis is inserted into the penis hole of another person.

Nilano: yo black man, can i stick my skrawny wiener into your large cock?

Black man: Oh sure Nilano, I have always secretly wanted you to attmept to thread the needle on me.

by Nilano April 14, 2008

Threading the Needle

While driving,walking,or running you weave in and out of obstacles (other cars, people, etc.) in your path.

Last night while driving I was threading the needle an made it home in half the time!

by Eliot The Great July 15, 2014

threading the needle

The act of killing someone in a shooter game by shooting the bullet through a narrow space at distance . Usually done with a sniper rifle and with only one shot.

Gamer : Dude i was playing Bad Company 2 and all i could see was this campers scalp about half the map away between two hummers through my scope one shot one kill.

Gamers Friend : Dude that's called threading the needle your a bad ass!!

by Cadmb3 March 31, 2011

Threading the Needle

When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.

Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.

Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.

by JaySteeze January 02, 2015

Threading the needle

Ejaculating into the end of someone else's penis.

Last night, I caught Gary threading the needle of some homeless guy in the park.

by Gary Needle April 20, 2013