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thors hammer by jaque louve March 12, 2005
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Thors hammer
The act of a man standing in nothing but socks on carpet. He then shuffles his feet vigorously creating an static charge to which in unloads that charge through the head of his penis as swings it like a hammer onto the face of an unsuspecting person.
As my girlfriend was doing her make up I snuck up behind her and gave her the mighty thors hammer right to the jaw.
Thors hammer by Esp65p September 5, 2019
thors hammer
thors hammer by jaque louve March 10, 2005
Thors hammer
When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock
Thors hammer by I AM THOR THE GOD January 25, 2025
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thor hammer by missthaangg June 30, 2019
Thor's Hammer
A rare, extremely potent nationality-altering strain of marijuana. Characteristics include lots of red hairs and extremely pungent odor. Smoking this strain will cause the smoker to pass out and awaken somewhere in Norway.
"Yesterday my friend brought over an ounce of something he called Thor's Hammer, it was red and furry and smelled like holy hell.
We rolled a blunt of the shit and passed it back and forth, eventually I passed out after the blunt was halfway done.
I woke up this morning and noticed I was cold as shit. Then I noticed I wasn't in my house, but an unfurnished loft, still wearing the clothes I had on yesterday. I ran outside and after a little investigation I found out I'm in Bergen, Norway."
We rolled a blunt of the shit and passed it back and forth, eventually I passed out after the blunt was halfway done.
I woke up this morning and noticed I was cold as shit. Then I noticed I wasn't in my house, but an unfurnished loft, still wearing the clothes I had on yesterday. I ran outside and after a little investigation I found out I'm in Bergen, Norway."
Thor's Hammer by wgrwgawg April 5, 2008