Thorred

to get extremely drunk; an extreme case of being hammered, derived from the Norse god whose weapon was the hammer Mjolnir

Dolla: "Oh man, I was so hammered last night."
Chis: "Psh, what did you have, like two Appletinis? Lester had 2/3 of that handle of Kessler before we even went to the bars. He was so Thorred by last call."

by Metalsmith May 1, 2008

thored

when a sober, usually slutly girl has sex with a very inebriated, nearly unconscious male. Usually the male is only alerted to the fact that the thoring has happening after the sex has occured

My friend Kevin was wasted last night and totally got thored by that girl he was dancing with, he better get tested.

by darline December 13, 2006

TorRed Challenger

The undisputed champion of all Mopar racing TorRed is widley known as the fastest color on the face of the earth. Some would have you believe the Black is the fastest color, however this is only due to the fact that the TorRed Challenger goes so fast that there isnt a drag strip out there that can measure its 1/4 mile time

Daves TorRed Challenger is very nice.

by SRTANDY June 4, 2009

Thorpedo

Nickname of Australian superstar swimmer Ian Thorpe, the most decorated Australian athlete at the Olympics with 5 gold medals. Spelling derived from last name and definition from both his incredible speed in the pool and his trademark black bodysuit which he wears to all his competitions.

Even with the help of the Thorpedo, the Austrailian relay swim team could not defeat the US team.

by Natasha August 21, 2004

Thorpedo

guy with large penis

Betty took it up the ass from a Thorpedo, now she can't walk!!

by steve January 11, 2005

torredembarra

Town in the catalan coast line where really cool people is from. Also referred to as "la torre".

Magri: Yo, wassup, are you in torredembarra yet?
Eugeni: No not yet, I get to "la torre" at six, yo.

by eugeni March 21, 2004

TorRed

The fastest color in the universe when applied to a Dodge Charger

The TorRed Dodge Charger Daytona R/T that just passed you on the freeway has been scientifically proven to be the fastest color in the universe when applied to a Dodge Charger.

by reddragn May 16, 2007