thnees

when ones thighs roll into their knees due to fatty deposits surrounding the lower limb causing ones legs to chafe whilst moving. variation of cankle.

my god did you see that girls legs?
no why?
her legs are like tree trunks, she's got massive thnees.
no shit
yes
would you though?
probably!

thnees by dando M January 13, 2009

thneedery

Taking an article of clothing and styling it in ways it is not originally intended, i.e. like a thneed from the Lorax film

The way Sarah used her scarf to make a top is such a blatant act of thneedery

thneedery by Meghantron November 28, 2021

Squidward Threesome 

A Squidward Threesome is a BDSM threesome involving two disobediant subs, or brats, and a dom. It involves the brats disobeying the dom’s orders, expecting to be punished, while the dom punishes them for mutual sexual pleasure.

I just had the greatest Squidward Threesome, man. I dominated the fuck out of those two girls.

Squidward Threesome by GingervitisDV October 1, 2017

Dallas threesome 

When you have sex in barn, and a grazing cow stands there and watches you.

Liam and I experimented last night, we went out to the barn and had a Dallas threesome.

Dallas threesome by Tim Buckanowski March 21, 2021

TheeSizzler 

The best minecraft speedrunner to ever exist, but has terrible rng to make up for it.

Um, TheeSizzler is the best minecraft speedrunner? - illumina

TheeSizzler by icecream222 January 24, 2021

Third Trimester Threesome 

Having sex with a woman in her third trimester, and thinking the baby touched your dick with its hand and or mouth.

I was railing my pregnant wife when I had to pull out cause I thought I was apart of a Third Trimester Threesome.

Third Trimester Threesome by mike mahony January 12, 2009

thneedville 

A hell hole where everything is made of plastic and there is no air and no trees just plastic ones

Goooooood Morning!
In Thneedville, It's a brand new dawn.
With brand new cars, and houses and lawns.

Here in got-all-that-we-need-ville.
In Thneedville, we manufacture our trees.

Each one is made in factories.
And uses 96 batteries!
In Thneedville, the air is not so clean.
So we buy it fresh.
IT COMES OUT THIS MACHINE!
It's Satisfactions-guaranteed-ville!
In Thneedville, we don't want to know

Where the smog and trash, and chemicals go.
I JUST WENT SWIMMING, AND NOW I GLOW!
In Thneedville we have fun year-round;

We surf and snowboard right in town.
We thank the Lord for all we've got,
Including this brand new parking lot!
PARKING LOT! Paaaarking lot!
Oh, look it's-
Aloysous O'Hare!
(Aloysius O'Hare!)
The man who found a way to sell air.
And became a zillionaire!
Everyone round here works for me.
I sell them something they can get for free.
We live in perfect harmony!
IN THNEEDVILLE!
IN THNEEDVILLE!
(hip hooray, hip hooray, hip hip hooray!)
In Thneedville, we love living this way.
It's like livin' in paradise!
IT'S PERFECT!
And that's how it will stay!
(oh yeah!)
Here in Love-The-Life-We-Lead-Ville,
Destined-To-Succeed-Ville,
We-Are-All-Agreed-Ville!
We're all we need in (*not sure)
Thhhhh-THNEEDVILLE!

thneedville by Colemichael16 February 25, 2017