Think twice

A popular term used for someone to tell another dumb person to think in their head a second time. Maybe even three sometimes, then it would be called think third. Your average mama has been using this slang too much.

Person 1: Hey, I think I’m gonna piss in public. Got any advice before I do so?
Person 2: What the hell is wrong with you!? Think twice!

Think twice by PBS25 September 25, 2020

as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick

The way to describe a girl who has heavenly curves that are twice as thick as the normal girl and her intellect is too which can lead to misleading her into some pleasureful activities for both parties. (Arizona and some other states have thicker amounts of asphalt on their roads due to high temperatures.)

Darrin: The new girl at work is something else. She's round in all the right places! She's an all-a-round girl!
Bob: Oh, you mean Shandi? She sure gets my attention!
Darrin: Yep. Mang! I'd like to spend some time alone with her.
Andy: I've talked to her a few times. She's dumb. I think I could talk her into doing some things. Wonderful things!
Darrin: So, you're telling me she's as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick?
Andy: Being from Needles, I can firmly state that to be true!

as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick by von groovy June 20, 2017