Thick Ass 

The thing that Kim Kardashian is globally recognized for and praised and ejaculating off upon.

Jon, "WOAH! Look at the thick ass on that babe!"
Mark, "Oh my God let's dually ejaculate!"
-both men ejaculate-
Mark and Jon, "THAT WAS AWESOME!!"

Thick Ass by BigWiseGuy December 20, 2014

Thick ass 

A big badass piece of fatty sperm covered ass. Usually tastes like addictive weed and you want to fuck it as hard as you can and usually after you just squish you come out of the owners house with a brown mouth, a hard af cock and sperm covered trousers. The owner usually is hella sexy and happy to let you numb suck their ass like there was no tomorrow and it is impossible to leave their house without at least a hard, sperm covered dick and a brown mouth.

Erected female: I am jealous of her thick ass
Horny male 1: I have a gf but you should go eat that ass

Horny male 2: *licking* I already am

Thick ass by Female jacculant sex bot December 7, 2019

thick ass nigga brownies

A mass produced brownie that claims to be "thick as a nigga" typically made with 60% cacao, the brownies are typically very thick and tasty. Their ad campaign, makes typical 'nigger jokes' such as "thick as a nigga...and half as stupid".

Dude, I ate some thick ass nigga brownies today, they were awesome!

"Thick as a nigga, and pays rent!"

thick ass nigga brownies by brownieman December 1, 2009

thick ass bitch 

Evyn

Evyn is a thick ass bitch

thick ass bitch by Uhh_hi August 21, 2017

Witcho Thick Ass 

A woman that’s very thick with a lot of ass

Damn shorty you thick as hell with hella ass, I’m trying to spend a Bag “Witcho Thick Ass”

Witcho Thick Ass by YungPoppy814 May 31, 2019

bokutos_thick_ass 

bokutos_thick_ass is a definition for a person that drinks monster and coffee watches anime but sometimes doesnt finish it.

Gurl I thick Im bokutos_thick_ass
REALLY😃🕶️🤏

bokutos_thick_ass by ryuksthickass December 31, 2020

National throw a thick ass day

Throw a human being with a thick ass on the 25th of October every year

I'm going to throw a girl with a thick ass, Coz it's national throw a thick ass day

National throw a thick ass day by Voice of truth and reason October 24, 2020