Theta Phi Alpha 

Theta Phis are the most real girls in any sorority. They are sweet, kind, caring, and crazy intelligent. They are leaders in on and off the campus representing true Greek Life. Not only are the all around bad-asses but they are the most crazy fun sorority girls you will ever meet. They are the beautiful girls you take home to mom and then they out drink your dad under the table, because they already out drank every fraternity. Never sober, always true are the theta phis, known for holding their liquor with class. The penguin best represents them because they travel in packs, mate for life, and are always dressed for a party. Do not try and mess with a theta phi girl because if you mess with one you mess with the entire sorority. There sisterhood is the strongest, truest, and proudest of the greek tree. They would never bad mouth their sisters and are always there by there side. Every loyal, ever lasting are the Theta Phi Alpha girls.

Dude1: Wow, you would be a perfect Theta Phi Alpha. You are smart, beautiful, sweet, outgoing, and crazy fun!
PNM: Thanks! Its only the dream to belong to the best sorority on campus.

Theta Phi Alpha by CollegeCampuses March 18, 2015

theta phi alpha 

A national sorority that has the nicest and most fun girls you will find on any campus. They are approachable and real and thats what makes them special.
Sometimes they refer to themselves as Theta Phis

That Theta Phi is so freakin nice...and she's hot!

theta phi alpha by Iheartthetaphi February 27, 2005

theta phi alpha 

A national sorority that boasts the absolute best sisters you will be able to find anywhere. Thetas are never fake, superficial, or mean people. They can (and have) drink ANY fraternity under the table, and put other sororities to shame when it comes to partying. Thetas are constantly asked to mix with frats because they are known as the most fun.

Dude 1: Oh man, I'm so hung over today
Dude 2: Why's that? Where'd you go last night?
Dude 1: I was drinking with the thetas

Rush1: Oh man I really hope Theta Phi Alpha gives me a bid
Rush2: Well you're kinda trashy so they prob won't like you

theta phi alpha by starrie87 March 12, 2008

alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega 

basically the full greek alphabet

person 1: do you know greek?
person 2: alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega.
person 1: you are good at greek!

alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega by Phu The Writer May 9, 2022