The Umbrella

When you slide one finger up a girls butt, pull it out and sneak two fingers in with the second finger flush behind the first. Once they are both in, seperate and spread your fingers apart.

Last night my girl freaked when I gave her the umbrella.

by DruPaul December 26, 2008

The umbrella

When your arm is elbow deep inside of a girl or man(or wild animal if you are from Omaha) and you spread your fist open like an umbrella opening up.

Me and my boyfriend were playing ventriloquist last night and he had his arm elbow deep in my ass then he hit me with the umbrella and I don't think I'm gonna shit right for a week.

by I buy snappy August 14, 2017

The Umbrella

Someone who has horrible game, he prevents every girl in his reach from getting wet. This may not always be the girl that The Umbrella himself is trying to hook up with.. sometimes The Umbrella is so big it prevents your girl from getting wet as well.

Man we were all gonna get laid, and then Eddie the Umbrella showed up and cock blocked all of us.

Man, he is such an Umbrella man, it was raining pussy up in here, and then boom Eddie showed up.... The Umbrella!

by the40yearoldpirate March 2, 2009

the umbrella

this is a move done by stripper's. when there on the pole grinding for there money and an interested customer decides to make it rain. they place their hands over their head to protect from any change that may have been accidently incorporated, protecting themselves from serious injury.

Pimp: Ay bitch what happened to yo head?
Shaniqua: Pacman Jones was in the club last night, acting a fool and when he made it rain there was 3 nickels and a dime in in, cut my muhfucking head.
Pimp: bitch you know to protect yo'self, i taught you the umbrella...
Shaniqua: i know fool i was taking my thomg off at the time i couldn't protect myself.
Pimp: stupid ho...

by daz a l July 17, 2007

THE UMBRELLA

You put your penis inside the woman, while you are sloppy. Then you grow inside of her like a umbrella. If you are a pro, you can also get your penis sloppy again at any time

She really likes, when i do THE UMBRELLA in her

by Josva June 14, 2017

The Umbrella Academy

The Umbrella Academy is a comic book series written by Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance and drawn by Gabriel Ba. It is published by Dark Horse Comics. The first part of the series is called The Apocalypse Suite and follows the lives of a scientist (who is really an alien) who adopts seven babies who were mysteriously born even though their mothers showed no signs of pregnancy. The series so far consists of six issues: The Day The Eiffel Tower Went Beserk, We Only See Each Other At Weddings And Funerals, Dr. Terminal's Answer; Baby, I'll Be Your Frankenstein; Thanks For The Coffee; Finale, Or Brothers And Sisters, I Am An Atomic Bomb. The second part of the series, while following the same characters as The Apocalypse Suite, is entitled Dallas, with the first issue coming out November 26, 2008. The second issue is due out December 24, 2008.

The Umbrella Academy has brought comic books back to popularity.

by EllenThePunk October 31, 2008

The Umbrella Academy

a comic book series by Gerard Way and illustrated by Gabriel Bá.

The series includes:
Apocalypse Suite
Dallas
Hotel Oblivion

It is expected to have a television adaptation be released February 15, 2019

On the same day in 1989, forty-three infants are inexplicably born to random, unconnected women who showed no signs of pregnancy the day before. Seven are adopted by Sir Reginald Hargreeves, a billionaire industrialist, who creates The Umbrella Academy and prepares his “children” to save the world. But not everything went according to plan. In their teenage years, the family fractured and the team disbanded. Now, the six surviving thirty-something members reunite upon the news of Hargreeves’ passing.

by Gourtiom December 29, 2018