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THE AMAZON TWISTER 

is when a guy is in the crab walk position and the Asian women is twirling around his dick, while singing upside down by jack johnson, and eating banana split ice cream from dairy queen (DQ), while the guy is getting a hot dog shoved up his ass by his brother who has been watching them do this very complicated procedure! and right when the man is about to spurt his wife walks in!! and when he does spurt he shoots her up like a geyser!! its pretty magical, trust me i've done it
Guy1: dude i was doing the amazon twister last night with with sexy Asian chick!, but now my wife is filing for a divorce!

Guy2: damn that sucks, but at least you fucked an Asian chick, they be tight

Guy1: yeah i know, i tore her walls down

The Alabama Twister 

When your sister spins on your dick with a blanket over her head which then resembles a tornado
"Joanne how about I give you the alabama twister?"
"Cleetus i would love that but what if ma or pa sees?"
"thats what the blanket is for!"

The cena twister 

"My nipples hurt so bad after i got the cena twister used on me!"
The cena twister by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016

The Russian Twister

Adam: Hey, do you know how to do The Russian Twister?
Caleb: Oh yeah, its where Vladimir Putin-deez nuts in your mouth.

The Santana twister 

The Santana twister is weโ€™re you insert your penis into a girl picks her up and spine her around the room.
I took her for a spring with my special technique The Santana twister
The Santana twister by L. O. L February 21, 2021

The Tongue Twister 9000

When a man(or women) gives a girl some bomb ass, sloppy head.
Me and my girl went out to eat last night. When we got home, I gave her the tongue twister 9000๐Ÿ˜