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tightening the door knob

(participial phrase) the sexual act of grabbing and twisting the head of the penis upon male orgasm in an attempt to increase seminal velocity (and make a cool spiral); the partner performing this act must make a squeaky sound as if a door knob was being tightened
Male 1: My girl was tightening the door knob last night.
Male 2: What?
Male 1: She twisted the head of my penis when I came and I let fly a mighty ejaculate.
Male 2: Does it burn?
Male 1: Yea, but it was worth it. And she's blind now.

ride the lightening 

For a person to be electrocuted or executed by means of the electric chair.
Billy went to ride the lightening after he raped his sister, murdered is family and ate their remains.
ride the lightening by Elky October 30, 2005

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026