The Thread
While I was at lunch the guys sent 30 messages to The Thread, now its going to take me 20 minutes to catch up on my emails....
The Thread by Swollen March 11, 2007
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the thread went "premium" . . .
When a thread in the "general discussion" forum heats up to a point that the moderators are forced to move it to a pay-only forum (premium) . . . usually resulting in the death of that thread . . .
Did you see that thread about the two dudes having sex on top of the Cameron jetties with a pink dolphin? . . . no, the thread went "premium" . . . before I could see it . . . shouldn't have let my subscription lapse . . .
the thread went "premium" . . . by sunkeyeno.3 March 29, 2012
read the thread
When the question has already been answered.
read the thread by JormanThoad September 14, 2020
Nuke the thread
The process of destroying a Facebook message thread or a message board thread by posting wildly inappropriate images and videos, preferably of deformed and/or mutilated genitalia, to scare outsiders away.
Coined by Kojo Manu of Baltimore
Coined by Kojo Manu of Baltimore
Roommate #1: Hey, check it out. my boyfriend left his Facebook up!
Roommate #2: Lolz. Mess with it
#1: Yeah I'm going to post in his messages: "Hi guys Johnny left his fb up, it's his gf"
#2: What did they say
(pause)
#1: What does "nuke the thread" mean?
(pause)
#1: Oh GOD! They keep posting pictures of micro-penises!
#2: Close the page!
Roommate #2: Lolz. Mess with it
#1: Yeah I'm going to post in his messages: "Hi guys Johnny left his fb up, it's his gf"
#2: What did they say
(pause)
#1: What does "nuke the thread" mean?
(pause)
#1: Oh GOD! They keep posting pictures of micro-penises!
#2: Close the page!
Nuke the thread by gurrilla55 September 22, 2010
The red thread
The red thread- a verb(theory) used to describe the phenomenon that every freshman in Brooklyn, as of now, is in some way connected to each other or knows each other through friends or connections.
Nerdy Nancy: this girl Tracey Sigil I met through Kenzie is..ugh, like actually. So annoying, no one likes her.
Turned up Tabitha: You know TRACEY GIRL? I go to school with her.
Kocky kieran: you know her too? She’s on my soccer team.
BiscuitsNGravy: what the CRAP?! that girls mom is friends with my mommy..how do we all know her?
Nancy: oh yeah, the red thread.
Turned on tabitha:
made by The Flamingos Ass, don’t sue we don’t even live in New York we live in the Bronx
Ejactulate, evacuate, and evaporate
Stay sexy ladies,
the Flamingos Ass, out.
Turned up Tabitha: You know TRACEY GIRL? I go to school with her.
Kocky kieran: you know her too? She’s on my soccer team.
BiscuitsNGravy: what the CRAP?! that girls mom is friends with my mommy..how do we all know her?
Nancy: oh yeah, the red thread.
Turned on tabitha:
made by The Flamingos Ass, don’t sue we don’t even live in New York we live in the Bronx
Ejactulate, evacuate, and evaporate
Stay sexy ladies,
the Flamingos Ass, out.
The red thread by theFlamgingosAss November 27, 2022
Thread the Goose
Thread the Goose by JHBEL October 5, 2021
Thread the Needle
The series of motions, performed by some men when attempting to urinate while afflicted with morning wood, whereby they bend at the waist and squat while tucking the junk. This guides everything that would be sticking up back to the down position, thereby avoiding spills and crush related injuries.
What's wrong Karl, why are you walking like that?
I forgot to thread the needle this morning.
or
Roomate1: WTF, who pissed on the floor in here!?!
Roomate2: Oops, sorry dude. I forgot to thread the needle this morning.
I forgot to thread the needle this morning.
or
Roomate1: WTF, who pissed on the floor in here!?!
Roomate2: Oops, sorry dude. I forgot to thread the needle this morning.
Thread the Needle by WeirdVanGuy December 31, 2009