This involves building a large pile of faeces, over a period of months, keeping it stored in a cool,
dry place to esnure maximum conservation.
One should then invite their partner over for a 'romantic dinner'. Following this, an invitation to Moris
Dance. Whilst dancing force them into the cupboard and rub their
face in the excrement. Then lock the cupboard, and proceed to ejaculate on the door handle, mixing it with superglue. Then proceed to sing the swedish national anthem until she can get out of the cupboard. Upon exiting her
hand will become glued to the door handle, and mixed with the giz. Then shit on her
feet and invite a swedish man over to regail her with a tale of the old country of sweden.