the Swedish
"My bum is on the Sweeeeeeeeeeedish."
the Swedish by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003
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The Swedish Crusader
When you stuff a snus deep into a woman’s vagina and try to lick it out back into your mouth. This is a well known act in the Swedish sex-world. It is often referred as an act of honour against our history of snus.
- omg Kristin and Johan did The Swedish Crusader last night
- what? Johan is such a gentleman, but did he manage to get the snus out again from her vaginal cavity?
- of course, Johan is a well known user of The Swedish Crusadee
- what? Johan is such a gentleman, but did he manage to get the snus out again from her vaginal cavity?
- of course, Johan is a well known user of The Swedish Crusadee
The Swedish Crusader by Filleman December 22, 2020
The Swedish Squat
When you flip a girl on her back and hold her legs in the air, then line up your butthole with her pussy and poop in her to show dominance.
The Swedish Squat by Doodoo1265 June 29, 2021
The Swedish Nose Plug
When a guy cums into a girls nose , then she blows her nose (without a tissue) and it drips down into her mouth.
And Yes This is Me Daniel S
And Yes This is Me Daniel S
Phil-"Man me and my girl friend were so bored last night so we decided to do The Swedish Nose Plug".
Zach-"Whoa That sound Fun ill go get my girlfriend to try it with me".
Zach-"Whoa That sound Fun ill go get my girlfriend to try it with me".
The Swedish Nose Plug by <<!!!>>> April 13, 2009
The Swedish Moris Dance
This involves building a large pile of faeces, over a period of months, keeping it stored in a cool, dry place to esnure maximum conservation. One should then invite their partner over for a 'romantic dinner'. Following this, an invitation to Moris Dance. Whilst dancing force them into the cupboard and rub their face in the excrement. Then lock the cupboard, and proceed to ejaculate on the door handle, mixing it with superglue. Then proceed to sing the swedish national anthem until she can get out of the cupboard. Upon exiting her hand will become glued to the door handle, and mixed with the giz. Then shit on her feet and invite a swedish man over to regail her with a tale of the old country of sweden.
Last night I gave some girl with one leg The Swedish Moris Dance. She called the police and I'm facing 3 years in jail.
The Swedish Moris Dance by Justice Crime February 4, 2007
The Swedish Jacuzzi
To be covered in semen all around your body.
Usually done to men in a gay orgy but the recipient can be a woman also.
Usually done to men in a gay orgy but the recipient can be a woman also.
The Swedish Jacuzzi by jesuschristeverythingistaken September 30, 2020
The Swedish meatball
after ordering a swedish guy online u take him back to ur house,tie him up and hang him upsidedown.
after 10 days of starvation you feel bad for him. you then begin to chop of ur testicals and feed them to him. after inserting the balls into the swedins mouth you duck tape it shut and see how long it takes for him to swallow.
after 10 days of starvation you feel bad for him. you then begin to chop of ur testicals and feed them to him. after inserting the balls into the swedins mouth you duck tape it shut and see how long it takes for him to swallow.
The Swedish meatball by DougYGaita May 13, 2008
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