the sock

A sock that Men and Boys use to clean themselves after Masturbating, Also can be used to ejaculate into.

Joe: Hey my mom found the sock last night

Bob: Damn that sucks

by MrZuckMan August 29, 2021

The Sock

The sock that sits in the back of your dresser. Also the one stuffed behind your pillow. And that's not mentioning the one that you hid under your bed. Yeah that one. No don't worry I'm the only one that knows about it. For now. You and I both know you won't be wearing that one. It's too crusty, too stiff. Seriously, the one under your bed is starting to grow three new strains of fungus though. Probably time to throw that one out. The one in the back of your dresser has mold on it. Gross. You should replace that one too. Christ looks down on you sometimes and cries. What have you done.

Seriously. Replace the sock. That damn sock is gross. There are months old deposits in it. It's time to let go. I don't care if you have feelings for it. There is literally a patch of fungal spores hatching on it. Get a new one. Dude.

by Perturbator 9700 December 13, 2021

The sock

a cum sock or the shit sock either or. piss sock as well

did you hear that greg's mom found "the sock"

by your mature helper April 6, 2022

the sock rule

2 men having sex is not gay if they have their socks on. if they are off, it’s gay.

me and josh had a great time last night, it’s okay though i used the sock rule!

by ayehcee August 22, 2019

The Sock Gap

The most convenient moment for a man to take his socks off before engaging in sex. If the Sock Gap is missed, then the man will end up naked except for his socks, which will ruin the mood.
The Sock Gap is rumored to happen some time in between removing the man's shoes and removing the man's trousers.

Coined from the British sitcom "Coupling."

Guy 1: So how did it go with Jenny last night?
Guy 2: It didn't. I missed the Sock Gap, she couldn't stop laughing.
Guy 1: Bummer.

by 20th_century_fox January 30, 2012

The Sock Puppet

note: you have to be pretty strong to do this, or have a midget girlfriend.

hokay, what you do is get your girlfriend and/or slut and you start to fist her. once youre safely inside, you lift her up in the air with the hand inside her cooch, effectively making it look as though you have a puppet on that hand.

"dear god, i dont think ill ever have kids after the sock puppet john pulled on me last night!"

by the bassist May 14, 2008

The Sock Affair

Someone who is very odd in my class who I will call P made out with a sock, but then the sock made out with another sock, and then she saw and cried, thus, the sock affair.

People who make out with socks are very scary

by Hyper Chick January 21, 2005