the sock
A sock that Men and Boys use to clean themselves after Masturbating, Also can be used to ejaculate into.
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The Sock
The sock that sits in the back of your dresser. Also the one stuffed behind your pillow. And that's not mentioning the one that you hid under your bed. Yeah that one. No don't worry I'm the only one that knows about it. For now. You and I both know you won't be wearing that one. It's too crusty, too stiff. Seriously, the one under your bed is starting to grow three new strains of fungus though. Probably time to throw that one out. The one in the back of your dresser has mold on it. Gross. You should replace that one too. Christ looks down on you sometimes and cries. What have you done.
Seriously. Replace the sock. That damn sock is gross. There are months old deposits in it. It's time to let go. I don't care if you have feelings for it. There is literally a patch of fungal spores hatching on it. Get a new one. Dude.
The Sock by Perturbator 9700 December 13, 2021
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The Sock Gap
The most convenient moment for a man to take his socks off before engaging in sex. If the Sock Gap is missed, then the man will end up naked except for his socks, which will ruin the mood.
The Sock Gap is rumored to happen some time in between removing the man's shoes and removing the man's trousers.
Coined from the British sitcom "Coupling."
The Sock Gap is rumored to happen some time in between removing the man's shoes and removing the man's trousers.
Coined from the British sitcom "Coupling."
Guy 1: So how did it go with Jenny last night?
Guy 2: It didn't. I missed the Sock Gap, she couldn't stop laughing.
Guy 1: Bummer.
Guy 2: It didn't. I missed the Sock Gap, she couldn't stop laughing.
Guy 1: Bummer.
The Sock Gap by 20th_century_fox January 30, 2012
The Sock Puppet
note: you have to be pretty strong to do this, or have a midget girlfriend.
hokay, what you do is get your girlfriend and/or slut and you start to fist her. once youre safely inside, you lift her up in the air with the hand inside her cooch, effectively making it look as though you have a puppet on that hand.
hokay, what you do is get your girlfriend and/or slut and you start to fist her. once youre safely inside, you lift her up in the air with the hand inside her cooch, effectively making it look as though you have a puppet on that hand.
The Sock Puppet by the bassist May 14, 2008
The Sock Affair
Someone who is very odd in my class who I will call P made out with a sock, but then the sock made out with another sock, and then she saw and cried, thus, the sock affair.
The Sock Affair by Hyper Chick January 21, 2005