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The Rules of Attraction

There Are No Rules!
negra:do ya wanna go for intimate picnic down by the riverside?
drago:nein,i'd rather not bother with all that romantic bullshit and just fuck you now!
negra:you're sick motherfucker.
the rules of attractions,fuck you all very much.

The rules of attraction

My favorite movie and one of the most unique, memorable films I've ever seen.

"The Rules of Attraction" is about rich kids, drugs, partying and a glimpse into college life. Since I've unfortunately known people just like this, it definitely scored with me. From beginning to end, this movie is fascinating and I couldn't pull myself away from it. Each scene is great and its a rare film that doesn't bore you. Its a very black comedy yet in many ways it hits on quite a few real issues. Sean is the main character, a drug dealing sociopathic character who falls for a virgin named Lauren who has a boyfriend named Victor. All the while Paul is in love with Sean. It sounds like a simple plot, but in the hands of Roger Avary its compelling. The backwards scenes, the suicide scene, the parties and the character interaction is disturbing yet intriguing. Of course, the book is better but that is generally the case. Still, I liked this better than "American Psycho" for some reason. It just seemed sadly real to me.
My favorite scenes are obnoxious Richard at the restaurant, Sean's excuse to Lauren for sleeping with her friend, the guy going on a debauched trip across Europe and his weird face to face moment with Lauren and the hospital scene.

This is a movie that isn't for everyone. Its a black comedy, but its peopled with strange characters and scenes that will stay with you long after. I loved it!
Sean Bateman: Lauren wait, Lauren... Hey, hey Lauren

Lauren: Oh My God!

Sean Bateman: Can we talk?

Lauren: NO!

Sean Bateman: Lauren don't walk away. HEY! I really did try to kill myself... just before I faked it.

Lauren: Wow Sean, it's over.

Sean Bateman: No it's not!

Lauren: Ya it is, I'm in love with somebody else.

Sean Bateman: Who?

Lauren: My old boyfriend Victor. Plus its none of your fucking business.

Sean Bateman: Victor?

Lauren: Ya.

Sean Bateman: What, then why the fuck did you write me those letters?

Lauren: Wow. Deal with it Sean it's over, Rock and Roll.

Sean Bateman: Lauren I want to know you

Lauren: What does that mean know me, know me, nobody ever knows anybody else, ever! You will never know me.

Victor: I meet two underage Italian girls who I try to talk into fucking each other while I jack off onto them. I end up buying them some ice cream instead.

The Rules Of Attraction

the rules of attraction

the best movie ever! im soo glad the sexiest guy ever told me about it. james vanderbeek's all up in it! actually there are alot of famous people in it! DUH!! its a freakin movie dorkwad!!! sheesh you should be paddlewomped for that! fo snizzle!!
-man didja catch "the rules of attraction" last night! it was freakin awesome!!
-ya man fo snizzle! that movie kicks ass!!
-word homie!

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026